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Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car--there is no need for you to come inside. A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be: ______________________________________________________________ B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my: ______________________________________________________________ C: A woman's place is in the: ______________________________________________________________ D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is: ______________________________________________________________ E. ___________________________ ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is: ______________________________________________________________ F. __________________ I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.Do anything inappropriate with, or to my daughter and I’ll use you to fertilize my garden.I’ll have great tomatoes next year, and no one will ever find you”.(you might watch your back) When my daughter brought her first date home, I made sure I was cleaning my Glock in the living room and said to him:"Young man, please be kind to my daughter, because if you aren't, I don't mind going to prison again! Same guy who retired from special forces as an 05 and has a son who graduated a few years ago from West Point. LOL I feel sorry for this little girls "boyfriends! She'll be lucky if she has a steady BF by the time she's a high school senior! They're dad/daughter activities included each of them getting black belts in Karate and then competing.Imagine being a retired special forces officer and then becoming a competitive black belt.