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I love spending times at Bat Mitzvahs and Quinceaneras on the weekends. I love writing, reading, cooking, pianos, exploring the wilderness, jumping jacks and eating cereal. If you ignore me I might show up at your house unexpectedly to check in. Yes, I am crazy dog lady and I choose dogs over men any day. Ok, actually no, I’m more like the Dalai Lama, with Obama swag and a Morgan Freeman persona. I’m sure you are dying to get to know me better, so here are a few vital details about me: My biggest passion in life is directing. I will not, under any circumstance, get rid of them. I’m like Adam Levine, but without all the tattoos, the womanizing and the millions of bucks. Online dating isn’t usually my thing, but I lost a bet so here I am. As long as you’re not bossy or rude, we will get along just fine. You friends will absolutely adore me and your ex-boyfriends will moderately show distaste for me. I’m definitely here to sweep the right girl off of her feet if I am given the chance. I also volunteer at my local pet shelter on the weekends. I'm having trouble getting the mini poll installed right now but you can click on the links below to review - if you're in the mood for love, that is.
I am not a huge fan of cooking, but I sure as hell do love to eat! However, I must say I make some pretty delicious toaster strudels upon request. I’m just a girl with a masters degree that is virtually useless. I love tea, coffee and anything else with caffeine in it. About Me: I’m easy going, a little bit lazy, but very competitive. A man who can hold his own, but doesn’t ever try to tell me what to do.
I share my apartment with my cat, Joker, who I share all of my secrets with. I have a consistent urge to do everything properly all of the time. I like to chant by myself late at night in the candlelight. I am so good at cooking that I should be on Masterchef. I take time when I do things, so if you like to rush don’t bother matching up with me. A kind, caring soul who can be open minded about the things they do in life. On our first date I’ll take you to Paris to eat escargot and drink wine on the Eiffel tower. I’m quirky, competitive and quiet most of the time. I also like to push others (in a non-violent-pushes-to-the-ground-type-of-way).
I believe in having a free spirit and keeping things simple. Just kidding, we’ll probably go see a movie or visit the bar downtown. I know how to use their, they’re and there properly.
Feel free to message me if you find anything in common with me.
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