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Retired from the IT industry, but not yet retired from life. Will talk about anything and everything, but most importantly, I seek someone who has a sense of humour.Apologies, but I'm unable to accommodate anyone whose English is not of an acceptable standard.

I am romantic, intelligent and willing to have erotic roleplays and chats, but also friendship. Unfortunately, I have my flaws too, kinda shy, but if i don't feel like i connect to someone, i reject that person ... Iam an older man married have wife and children and grand children,involved evangelical rural activities and would like to contact with my age group friends,exchange views culture and many things in general.

but if you really want to have “up the butt sex while wearing clown shoes and wearing nothing but bacon” then… Yes did I hear you cringe on the other side of the screen? and thus need to use the inter-web to find a date (yeah I’m talking about you, you immature little boy)… as a friendly person that I am (I really am) I texted back and forth for a few months… and a bit of “what are you doing at work/school/prison/pirate ship”/ etc.) I started to noticed more and more texting… ” He replies by telling me he doesn’t want to date me.

I’m afraid for social retards who can’t function in real society… I was in a period of my life, when I only needed, and wanted one thing… but for some reason, he would text from time to time, so… What actually came into my head was “Why the fuck wouldn’t you want to date me, I’m fucking amazing…

so sexual blackmail usually gets me small gifts (don’t worry, don’t call the RSPCA, we are friends… and even if neither of you want to admit it (either because the sex was embarrassing when it happened, and/or he has misshaped balls (this happens. Could be worse.) you have actually become fond of each other… No lies, all truth (and in case my daddy’s reading this…

The sexual penpal is a great tool to try weird fantasies and desires out. it’s a good idea to try that idea on him/her first (this is how I found out he likes anal sex… What you notice about the sexual penpal is two distinct relationship evolutions : either you continue to talk… In any case, like most things it’s either yes/no, black/white, 50/50, yes/no… To illustrate point one (becoming fond of each other) I’ll tell you about my “sexual penpal”… Now for some girls, you might shed a tear, urinate yourself…

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